Totem Pole Cactus
Lophocereus schottii
The Totem Pole Cactus is a unique, eye-catching cultivar of Lophocereus schottii, native to the deserts of northern Mexico and the southwestern U.S. The 'monstrosus' variety is known for its bumpy, lumpy, spineless stems that look like carved statues — hence the name “Totem Pole.”
Unlike many desert cacti, this one has no visible spines, making it safer to handle and display. It grows slowly but can eventually reach several feet tall indoors if given enough light. With its sculptural form and ease of care, it’s a favorite among collectors and minimalists alike.
Quick Info
- Light: Bright
- Water: Low
- Size: 2–6 feet indoors
- Humidity: Low
- Temp: 65–90°F (18–32°C)
- Flowering: Yes
- Type: Cactus
- Dog Safe: Yes
- Cat Safe: Yes
- Kid Safe: Yes
Toxicity Info
- Dog Safe: Yes
- Cat Safe: Yes
- Kid Safe: Yes
Care Instructions
- Place in full sun or a very bright window
- Use a cactus/succulent soil mix with excellent drainage
- Water deeply but only once soil is bone dry
- Avoid cold drafts — protect from temps below 50°F
- Rotate the pot occasionally to ensure even growth
Common Problems
- Wrinkling or shriveling: A sign of underwatering — make sure you're soaking the soil thoroughly and letting it dry out completely between waterings.
- Soft or mushy base: Usually caused by overwatering or early root rot. Check for drainage and let the plant fully dry out before watering again.
- Stunted or slowed growth: May indicate a lack of light or warmth. Totem Pole Cactus prefers bright, indirect sun and warm conditions to thrive.
FAQs
Yes — the monstrose variety is nearly or completely spineless, making it safer to touch.
Very slowly — expect just a few inches of growth per year indoors.
Rarely, but mature plants may produce pink flowers under ideal conditions.
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